Uncle Jacko’s Cookery Corner

One of the most popular and long standing columns in FMC’s bulletin publication. Robin McNeil explores opinions, techniques, trip reports, hints and tips with a healthy dose of satire and wit.

Uncle Jacko's Cookery Corner

March 2019 Toilets, Tourism and Transport Noise

By Robin McNeill|2022-06-21T14:01:57+12:00June 21st, 2022

Have you ever wondered what costs and resources are required for a backcountry toilet? Uncle Jacko talks toilets, tourism and transport noise, as he shares the calculation for Mr. Erlang’s queuing formulae, the challenge of toilets at high altitude, and DOC's concept of a Tranquillity Map in managing aircraft noise.

Uncle Jacko's Cookery Corner

November 2004 Walking Sticks and Post-Op Tramping

By Robin McNeill|2021-10-14T15:25:01+13:00October 14th, 2021

Uncle Jacko shares creative tips for tramping post-operation and dives into a discussion on tea bags, GPS boosters, and walking sticks.

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August 2008 Starving Donkey Syndrome

By Robin McNeill|2021-09-17T10:29:38+12:00September 17th, 2021

How do you choose where to tramp when you have TOO many good choices? In what he calls the 'Starving Donkey Syndrome,' Uncle Jacko discusses the challenges of having the privilege to choose, as well as DIY maps and the best, easy meals to prepare on a tramp.

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November 2009 Uncle Jacko Gets the Last Word

By Robin McNeill|2021-08-26T14:12:52+12:00August 26th, 2021

Uncle Jacko reveals Darwin's lesser known law, 'Survival of the Unfittest,' and takes the opportunity to have the last word in a hut debate.

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March 2014 What Comes Around

By Robin McNeill|2021-07-25T15:47:50+12:00July 25th, 2021

Uncle Jacko discloses his favourite YouTube videos ranging from 'cooking eggs and bacon in a paper bag' to 'ice axe self-arrest,' as well as shares a heartwarming story about the benefits of hospitality.

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November 2018 Travelling on a Whim

By Robin McNeill|2021-07-12T11:18:26+12:00July 12th, 2021

'It’s always satisfying to make important decisions on a whim, because there can be no accounting for taste, no reason to justify and no explanation to satisfy.' Uncle Jacko reveals which of his trips were decided merely on a whim, as well as how he was talked out of travelling by donkey during his tramping adventures in France.

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March 2004 Myths About Trampers

By Robin McNeill|2021-06-14T15:32:35+12:00June 14th, 2021

What image comes to mind when you think of a 'tramper?' Is it safe to superglue an open wound? Uncle Jacko debunks myths about what the average tramper looks like, as well as shares first aid safety and what it’s been like for him to learn to lead from the back.

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August 2018 A Bit More on GPSs and Tramping Boots

By Robin McNeill|2021-07-12T09:47:38+12:00May 19th, 2021

Have the soles of your boots ever come off in the middle of a tramp? Uncle Jacko shares tramping boot woes and discusses why boot soles last longer when used than stored, as well as gets technical about GPSs and their accuracy.

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November 2014 Track Marking and Tips for Winter Tramping

By Robin McNeill|2021-06-13T13:34:38+12:00May 13th, 2021

What is one of the main perks of winter tramping? The sandflies go on holiday. Uncle Jacko discloses tricks for winter tramping, how his down jacket became the first tramping apparel he could wear in town, and in what activity redundancy is key.

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March 2012 Solo Tramping and Snowcaves

By Robin McNeill|2021-06-07T14:39:22+12:00April 16th, 2021

The only true recourse for sandfly bites? According to Uncle Jacko, it's stoicism. In this edition of UJCC, he considers sandfly bites, why he doesn't enjoy solo tramping, and an alternative floor plan to the traditional snowcave.

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June 2013 Cheap Gear and the Capstan Equation

By Robin McNeill|2021-03-25T14:33:21+13:00March 25th, 2021

What is the Capstan Equation and how does it apply to rock climbing? In this edition of UJCC, Uncle Jacko gets technical, offering insight into why knots and belay devices work. He also discusses cheap gear and reveals how he decides between buying in-store versus online.

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March 2013 Lessons from a New Year’s Tramp

By Robin McNeill|2021-03-05T11:34:30+13:00March 5th, 2021

Uncle Jacko spends New Year's tramping with his 17-year-old nephew and reflects on the lessons they learned together.

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August 2013 Interesting Outdoor Mathematics

By Robin McNeill|2021-02-02T19:13:02+13:00February 2nd, 2021

How do you measure the height of a bridge when alone in the backcountry? Uncle Jacko explains how nature provides what we need for mathematics and how according to one calculation, 1.4 kg of chocolate might just be an acceptable amount during a long tramp.

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August 2016 What is a Pastime? Flames, Dutch Ovens, and the Definition of a Pastime

By Robin McNeill|2021-01-14T11:24:42+13:00January 14th, 2021

In this edition of UJCC, Uncle Jacko advises on stove safety, as well as discusses his view on the 'profitless pursuit of pointless pastimes' and being 'too goal-driven.' He also reminisces on the hallucinations that come when sleep deprived during a backcountry ultra-marathon.

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November 2012 Sandflies and Battery Packs

By Robin McNeill|2020-12-19T16:49:21+13:00December 17th, 2020

Do you need a resource consent to build a snow-cave? Uncle Jacko finds a flaw in the 'Safety in the Mountains' handbook and gives us the inside scope on battery packs and the best antidote for sandfly bites.

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November 2011 ‘Safety in the Mountains’ & Backcountry Meals

By Robin McNeill|2020-06-28T15:25:27+12:00June 28th, 2020

Uncle Jacko talks backcountry meal ideas, the medicinal benefits of swearing, and much more in this edition of his Cookery Corner.

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August 2014 Winter Tramping

By Robin McNeill|2020-06-30T15:04:47+12:00May 31st, 2020

Uncle Jacko emphasises the importance of a good pair of knickers in the backcountry and how winter tramping often seems more alluring whilst in the comforts of an armchair.

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November 2017 The Importance of Tea

By Robin McNeill|2020-05-31T15:10:32+12:00April 17th, 2020

Uncle Jacko poses a controversial question: which is the best tea to take along tramping? In his column from November 2017, Uncle Jacko reveals his love of Assam tea and emphasises the value of learning from one another in the backcountry.

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November 2013 Whakawhanaungatanga

By Robin McNeill|2020-05-31T15:11:25+12:00March 30th, 2020

Uncle Jacko shares one of his joys in life: finding new words and ideas. In this edition of his Cookery Corner, Uncle Jacko passes on the meaning of the Maori word "Whakawhanaungatanga," as well as teaches us about the real value of calories in the backcountry and what's inside "The Dangerous Book for Grown-up Boys."

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November 2015 Little Orange Track Markers

By Robin McNeill|2020-02-05T19:42:00+13:00February 3rd, 2020

In this edition of Uncle Jacko’s Cookery Corner (originally featured in the November 2015 FMC Bulletin), Uncle Jacko covers a wide range of topics from DOC's orange track markers to the 421 different Scottish words for snow.